To the Honourable the Governor, Senate, and Representatives of the Commonwealth
of Massachusetts.
The PETITION of Robin Hood--- humbly sheweth.
THAT although your petitioner has annihilated the Court of justice in the County
of Hampshire, and has thereby freed himself from all danger of the goal, and
of being accused of deceiving the honest goaler to get out goal, when confined
in it; yet he still finds he is in want of many of the good things of life,
many of which he is entirely destitute of, and others he enjoys in a very scanty
proportion, when compared with his desires.
Your petitioner therefore, prays your Honours to take his present unhappy circumstances
into your wise consideration and grant him to live without fear of his conduct
being condemned and he punished,---may all people believe he has acted honestly
and for the public good, and be thereby induced to improve him in all matters
of any consequence to the destruction of society and mutual compact,---and may
his private fortune be enlarged, his house become large and elegant, and his
furniture grow proportionate to such a dwelling,---may his farm be increased
to a large and grand size,---may his wells and springs become rum (Jamaica spirits
I mean) and his large brooks the most cool and pleasant water,---may his oaks
produce sugar by the loaf, and the shrubs on his plains lemons,- may his fields
produce the finest of wheat, and his valleys the fittest of pasture, which may
give him beef equal to the best from the stall,---may his garden bring forth
every thing necessary for kitchen use, and to please the eye, may his apple
trees replenish his cellar with the best Madeira wine and never be exhausted,---may
all other trees on his farm produce playing cards instead of leaves, and he
always have success in using them---and as the necessaries of life are all he
wants, may he never more than he has been used to be troubled with cash, the
root of all evil, but everything come forth upon his own farm as he wants, and
his neighbours be induced to collect for nothing,---may the merchant and mechanic
provide him, free of all cost, every article for necessary convenience and elegance,
whether in cloathing for himself and family, or in carriages for show and parade,---
and may your Honours enact that he shall not pay the taxes already assessed
upon him and his estate, and that hereafter none shall be assessed upon him
and his estate; or as your Honours shall think convenient, grant him such relief
in the premises whether by constant rain, hail or snow, or in any other full,
ample or certain way as shall be sufficient to all his wishes, as in duty bound
shall ever pray.
ROBIN HOOD.
Sept. 1786.
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